Camp Woodland was across the
| Farmer jokes
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are! was his answer.
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While leading the Friday evening
| Religious jokes
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?" Bernie: "The dog came here to pray
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What do you call the everyday routines of
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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A fellow had just been
| Business jokes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said. Well, things went along p
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Sister: Why are you putting
| Idiot and fool jokes
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!