Two psychiatrists were walking down a
| Mental health jokes
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
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First monster: I
| Monster jokes
First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
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What do you do? a young man asked
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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What insect lives on nothing?
| Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
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Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.