Q: How do you make a violin sound like a

Q: How do you get a blonde off of your

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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.

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As a hooker

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As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?" "Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent

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Another customer called Tech Support to say

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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

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A man went into a store to buy some condoms.

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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."

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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they

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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don’t play.