Why are elephants grey ?
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
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A ninety-year-old couple decide
| Divorce jokes
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
| Time jokes
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
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What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !