What would you get if you crossed a monster
| Monster jokes
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
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This woman goes into a dentist's office,
| Dirty jokes
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
| Money jokes
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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There were these two Engineers who decided
| Biologist jokes
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildli
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !