Q: How do you get a blond

Why does a mother carry

| Baby jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he

| Horse jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!

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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy

| Divorce jokes

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My clien

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Why did the dentist

| Dentist jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Mary arrived home from

| Children jokes

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.

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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave’