Officer: Soldier, do
| Military jokes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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Q: What will you never say about a
| Music jokes
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
| Political jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
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While proudly showing off his new
| Time jokes
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce
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Helga, tell me something. Why
| Ethnic jokes
Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? "Because they're stupid," said her friend.
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How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!