What do you call the everyday routines of

Q.How do you put out a

| Firefighter jokes

Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool

| Cat jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,

| Business jokes

'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

| Aardvark jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen

| Witch jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.