What birds are found in Portugal ?
| Bird jokes
What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !
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What's yellow and writes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped
| Various animal jokes
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong
| School jokes
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. ‘Is that bull safe?’ someone asked the farmer. ‘Safer than you are! was his answer.