The Laser Weapon

All the fraternity brothers left the

| College jokes

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?" "No," said the burglar. "That's funn

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

| Dog jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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A knight and his

| Dirty jokes

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west." "What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have any

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

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I was given the ultimatum 3

| Fishing jokes

I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.

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The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn