Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
| Car and train jokes
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
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Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
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Why are Gorillas underpaid?
| Gorilla jokes
Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!
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Hillary Clinton goes to
| Clinton jokes
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's goin
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One day the counsellor got a
| Humor jokes
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday. 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.
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Q: What’s got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson’s dog.