Q: Why can't you hear a
| Music jokes
Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
| Car and train jokes
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
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What is a computer virus?
| Computer jokes
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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A weather forecaster took a job in another
| Journalist jokes
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
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I wouldn't say
| Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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Tech Support: “Which format are the images you send?” Customer: “Rectangular, 15×11 centimeters.”