What did the lions say to his cubs when
| Various animal jokes
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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A young wildlife biologist got fired from
| Biologist jokes
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?" they asked. "Well, he just
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The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak
| Book title jokes
The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak
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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
| Bicycle jokes
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, 'Don't you know how to ride a bike?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
| Journalist jokes
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you t
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Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!