Ruby Alice walked up to
| Divorce jokes
Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me
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What type of people do vampires like?
| Vampire jokes
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not
| Cow jokes
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
| King Kong jokes
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.
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Democrats get back at the Republicans on
| Political jokes
Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!