A police officer stopped a young man for
| Police jokes
A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the
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Q. How do you make holy water?
| Religious jokes
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
| Hunting jokes
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a
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An English teacher asked her class to write an
| Money jokes
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !
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Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.