John Smith lived in

Q. Why do men like smart women?

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Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.

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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled

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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had writ

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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced

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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Spell "pound" in two letters.

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Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.

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How did the blonde

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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain. When he got back to the ferry slip, the ferryboat was just eight feet from the dock. Smith, afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner, took a running leap and landed right on the deck of the boat. “How did you like that jump, buddy?” said a proud John to a deck hand. “It was great,” said the sailor. “But why didn’t you wait? We were just pulling in!”