A woman entered a psychiatrist's
| Mental health jokes
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "
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Did you hear about the stupid snake?
| Snake jokes
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
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If I had
| School jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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What's an extroverted accountant?
| Accountant jokes
What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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Q: What do a Wendy’s Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named “Dave”.