Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
| School jokes
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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What do you call a rich frog ?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
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Why were men given larger brains
| Dirty jokes
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
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How did skeletons send each other
| Letter jokes
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!