Lee was known among his friends for the
| Marriage jokes
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."
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How do you stop a monster digging up your
| Monster jokes
How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
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Why do waiters
| Gorilla jokes
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!
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What's another name for an assistant stable
| Horse jokes
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!