What do ghosts use to phone home?
| Telephone jokes
What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
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Why is a sinking ship like a
| Criminal jokes
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
| Cat jokes
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
| Food jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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A recruit examines the food served to him
| Military jokes
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
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This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!