Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
| Dirty jokes
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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A cop is staking out a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and
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What is the difference between a flea and a
| Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
| Dog jokes
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !