Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
| Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
| Money jokes
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
| Blonde jokes
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up a
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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !