Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
| Bath jokes
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
| Parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think
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What do you call a big fish who makes you an
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
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While
| Dirty jokes
While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the ai
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th