A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking
| Marriage jokes
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
| School jokes
Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
| College jokes
Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls? "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
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A blonde came home from school one day and said
| Blonde jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,
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Name the pig’s favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.