Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
| Humor jokes
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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One day a lady was driving on the
| Old age jokes
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashin
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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
| Clinton jokes
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
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Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls? “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”