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How does a

| Monster jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."

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What does the lion say to his

| Hunting jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.

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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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I gotta A in

| Spelling jokes

I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

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How many weeks

| Answer me this jokes

How many weeks are there in a light year?

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