Whats wrong, sonny?
| Old age jokes
Whats wrong, sonny? asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web
| Internet jokes
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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How many journalists does it take to change
| Journalist jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X’s on my test paper !