Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
| Humor jokes
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied'
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What happens when a cow stops shaving?
| Cow jokes
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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A programmer was walking along the beach when
| Computer jokes
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like t
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Q: How many newsmen does
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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Whats wrong, sonny? asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. “I’m crying ’cause I can’t do what the big boys do!” So the old man sat down and wept too.