How do they dance in Arabia?
| Dance jokes
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
| Cannibal jokes
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
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What do most people do when they see a python ?
| Snake jokes
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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The bartender asks him
| Lawyer jokes
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this". A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversa
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Ref: I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!