Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better

A driver, obviously

| Car and train jokes

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn't you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked. "An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the Indians'

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Helpline? I've just pushed a

| Computer jokes

Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

| Cow jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps

| College jokes

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay

| Dirty jokes

Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the

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Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!