Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
| Fishing jokes
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
| Bed jokes
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
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In the construction
| Lawyer jokes
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build
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Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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Q. “Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?” A. “So that if the seat falls while they’re drinking, it won’t smack them in the back of the head”