Two men,
| Criminal jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to
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What do you get if you cross a cat
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !
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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
| Internet jokes
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.