A police man was on
| Police jokes
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the wind
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Igor: Only
| Monster jokes
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
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What do you call an aardvark that's good at
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!
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Two bishops were
| Religious jokes
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"
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A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies To this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.” “Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”