The sheriff of a small
| Police jokes
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth ope
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Q: What directions did the
| Ghost jokes
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
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Two men are having an awfully slow round
| Marriage jokes
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,
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Do steam rollers really roll
| Answer me this jokes
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water
| Yo momma jokes
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
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