What is old and ugly and can see just as well
| Witch jokes
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
| Blonde jokes
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
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Policeman: What do you think you're
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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What did the police
| Police jokes
What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
| Cannibal jokes
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn’t bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, “I think I’ll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through.” He walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around and came back, explaining, “I can’t do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Maybe you’d better go talk to them.” The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back. He smiled sheepishly and said, “Small World!”