What is the definition of "moon"?
| Cow jokes
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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How does a door chime answer the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
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Miss DeAngelo was a
| Divorce jokes
Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her
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Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
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Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!