I want to be an astronaut when I grow
| Space jokes
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
| Police jokes
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
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What do reindeer say before telling you
| Various animal jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
| Old age jokes
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?" The old man w
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Q: How many Waiters does it
| Waiter jokes
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye
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Do steam rollers really roll steam?