What two words have thousands of letters in
| Letter jokes
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
| Heaven and hell jokes
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No prob
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I remember when the
| Birthday jokes
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.
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Waiter: If you know the
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.
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What song does a car radio play?
| Car and train jokes
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
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What’s a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !