Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
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How does a vampire enter his
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
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Doctor these pills you gave me for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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What do you call a rooster who
| Bird jokes
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. “When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. “You know what?” “What, dear?” his wife asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”