What do you call a pig who's been
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
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Scott finally got his
| Dirty jokes
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
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How can you tell if a ghost is
| Ghost jokes
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
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How many skunks do you need to make a
| Various animal jokes
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
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A Brit, a
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No cloth
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How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!