How does a Snowman get to work?
| Snowman jokes
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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An airline stewardess was giving the standard
| Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
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What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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What do cannibal say when they say
| Cannibal jokes
What do cannibal say when they say grace? We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.