Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
| Aviation jokes
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
| Space jokes
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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Teacher: I see
| Hair and bald jokes
Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
| Rabbit jokes
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
| Food jokes
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
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What are you doing? I’m trying to call Washington! Oh, haven’t you heard? He’s dead!