Doctor these pills you gave me for

Which fish dresses the best?

| Fishing jokes

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

| Baby jokes

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,

| Christmas jokes

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

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One day Mullah was beating his donkey

| Various animal jokes

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

| Insect jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO… What’s wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!