Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is

First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

| Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Deep

| Various animal jokes

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again whi

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Doctor,

| Christmas jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

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One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door

| Old age jokes

One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lady of the house answers. "Pardon me Mam, Im out of work and looking for any odd jobs that people need done. I'm very handy with everything from repairs to yard work, to painting..." "Painting?" the wom

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