Why are men like paper cups?

At the

| Humor jokes

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy,' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!

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What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats

| Dog jokes

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

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If there were no food left, what could people

| Food jokes

If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student

| Aviation jokes

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their

| Pig jokes

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.

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Why are men like paper cups? They’re disposable