Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

Yo mama so bald even a wig

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

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If the

| Political jokes

If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,

| Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Fred: "Why are you so upset?"

| Mental health jokes

Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

| Fishing jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn’t I, you stupid fool!!