Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
| Music jokes
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
| Answer me this jokes
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
| Gorilla jokes
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
| Computer jokes
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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What's the best way to catch a fish?
| Fishing jokes
What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
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Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.