Q: Why did the blonde want to
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
| Apple jokes
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
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Doctor, said the
| Cat jokes
Doctor, said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41
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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers
| Religious jokes
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Li
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.