Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is
| School jokes
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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First witch: Here's a banana
| Spelling jokes
First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
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Do you like web jokes?
| Internet jokes
Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
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What do young ghosts write their homework in?
| Ghost jokes
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
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Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
| Baby jokes
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
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Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.