A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
| Bird jokes
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want
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Q: Why do brunettes know so many
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
| Bus jokes
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
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This is the story of four
| Business jokes
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody cou
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Why don't men have mid-life crises?
| Men jokes
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.